Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen. - Martin Mull
It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with. - Martin Mull
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O. - Martin Mull
Living with small children is like having a bowling alley set up in your brain. - Martin Mull
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. - Martin Mull
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull